japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016

bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

lil rice boy

Andrew who is a lanky ass asian

Girl:who lil rice boy
Andrew:me bitch

by Bobschesse October 12, 2020

wild rice

Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.

Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!

by rici45 March 17, 2010

Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009

Wrath Of Rice

When a friend is mad about something and you are unwittingly the target of their angry diatribe

Although my wife was mad about her project being 2 weeks overdue I got The Wrath Of Rice when i asked her where the remote was

by dantheman73 October 31, 2010

rice sock

A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.

My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.

by TPF1105 July 1, 2017