Wheeler

someone who wheels people around in a wheelchair, usually at old folks homes.

Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.

"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"

by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008

wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007

Hell on wheels

Figurative for a hard-driven person with a mean streak.

An infamous nun in the Seton Keough community in Baltimore County, Maryland was actually called "Hell on Wheels"-- because of her name (Sister Helen Mercedes, which was obviously to pun) and her reputation for cruelty toward students at Seton Keough High School (which was two separate schools while "Hell on Wheels" was there).

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.

Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!

by Amerijew June 16, 2011

Wheel

Someone who accompanies an active couple, like a wingman but not really, they absorb any awkward silences by being ripped on, made fun of or keeping the conversation going. Can also be used as a cover up when they don't want their parents to know what they are doing.

Damn, well maybe we can get someone else to wheel for him as a replacement.

by xExPliCiTx September 13, 2010

Churn the wheel

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

by TheGang57 July 10, 2010