Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 24, 2022

watch survivor

(n.) a term of code for when a person absences themselves from their spouse/partner for a night to engage in sexual intercourse (usually anal) with a previous partner(s)

Natasha: Hi Dean, don't wait up for me. I'm going to Sam's house to watch survivor.

by Vlad281 June 24, 2016

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

by Katrirobell March 14, 2020