large waffle

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.

Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."

by Lord Amaroth April 21, 2018

ball waffles

Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos

"are those ball waffles between your legs?"

by searen March 30, 2017

Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.

Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other

by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016

Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013