Vegan

A word used to define extremely pretentious individuals who believe they are on some superior moral high ground due to their choice not to consume animal products. Usually very annoying on social media, these obnoxious individuals will take any chance they get to shove their veganistic agenda down your throat.

Mary: Wow the weather looks great today!

Todd (a vegan): Yeah well did you know that cows are being murdered and an egg is a chickens period and I'm better than you because I don't eat meat?

by Sydneydaaaaa September 20, 2017

Vegan

A typically white, female, millennial, who thinks that consuming any animal product will make you burn in Hell for the rest of eternity, despite being Athiest. Easy to tell apart from a non-vegan because they tell you so much.

"Hi I'm Joe. And you are?"
"My name is Kate; I'm a vegan."

by Nate82602 June 6, 2018

Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

by A vegetarian June 13, 2008

Vegan leather

When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth

she really stinks...

yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans

by Alqua March 7, 2010

Las Vegas

Major gambling city, playland for the adults. Located in the middle of Nevada.

Me and Dennis Rodman is getting married in Las Vegas in 05.

by Saints November 7, 2003

veganism

A popular trend among the youth of today to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products.
Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".
Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.

Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.

I became a vegan because all my friends are!

by xenobia July 23, 2006

Las Vegas

A place where even the hookers know how to spell potato.

Yo, after we finish this job let's go get some mashed potatoes.

by Britt_the_shit August 5, 2004