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Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.
I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
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Viva la Tommy Tankers

Means 'Long Live the Tommy Tankers' in Italian.
Did you see one of The Tommy Tankers' players has just chinned Sugartits? Viva la Tommy Tankers!
by benji2004 September 12, 2021
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tommy epstein

a pedo on the famous anonymous app antiland
tommy epstein always tried talking to little boys and girls, he was a creep
by thertealwebertXD December 17, 2023
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Tommy Mcdonagh

Long haired hottie who is commonly mistaken as Rapunzel with a bucket hat. Tommy has a dog Fiona who everyone loves. We all love Fiona. One of Tommy’s favorite pastimes is to kick his feet up in the air and twirl his hair.
Person 1: “This guy is such a Tommy Mcdonagh”
Person 2: “For real bro really fine as hell
Person 1: “Ong my bro”
by NotKeiraScheyAtAll!!!!! October 10, 2023
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Tommy Time

When headed to the range, this individual “Tommy” is usually sleeping or slow to gather his things. Resulting in mates being annoyed or distressed.
I told you he’s on Tommy Time, we’ll be lucky to get to the range and shoot by 3!
by Jesus-juice December 15, 2023
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