Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

large waffle

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.

Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."

by Lord Amaroth April 21, 2018

Waffle Runoff

Extremely large vaginal lips, giving the appearance of batter, running down the sides of an over-filled waffle iron.

Her vaginal lips are so big, they look like waffle runoff!

by Brad Tenderfoot April 19, 2018

ball waffles

Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos

"are those ball waffles between your legs?"

by searen March 30, 2017

Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

waffle cat

a very nice little cat in the ginger shade of waffle

that waffle cat is sooooo fluffy and nice

by elijah.wright November 14, 2017

Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016