Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 12, 2006

fish hook

while having sex with ones partner via doggy style, slide index finger into anal cavity. Then remove finger and insert into her mouth, pulling on her cheak.

I thought about giving her a dirty sanchez, but decided a fish hook would be a good way to break up the releationship too.

by Orion Belgar March 31, 2005

Sex Fish

When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!

Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!

John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!

by 123123gofuckurself1 February 03, 2010

Hairy Fish

A hairy penis

He has a very long hairy fish.

by Hairy.Fish November 02, 2010

fish market

When a woman doesnt clean her twat for a long period of time

Janine you having a fish market down there

by jc curtis April 17, 2008

Fish Dick

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.

"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."

by nyquilcoma July 02, 2012

fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003