Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2024

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 9, 2012

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

twitter

an app elon musk ruined

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life

by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023

Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".

omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.

by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022