rusty eyeshadow

this is a derivative of the rusty fish hook.
it happens when a misguided fanger hits her eye instead of inside her mouth.

While shagging from behind, insert a finder into her anus and use that same finger to rub her eye.

that chick only put a rusty eyeliner on on eye! looks hot with that rusty eyeshadow

by AwehMyBru November 2, 2010

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

Rusty quarter

Literally a quarter with rust, get your mind out of the gutter

Guy 1: I’m gonna give you a rusty quarter

Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo

by Dawndolphin January 14, 2020

Rusty nag

To use someone's booty hole as a balloon to inhale nags

Yeah babe wax tonight, the boys are coming around for some drinks and rusty nags

by Bandad December 11, 2018

Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

rusty princess

The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.

Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2012

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015