schukling for a nut

when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all

We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.

by iinvisible October 28, 2010

Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative

I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

polar nut

When you have very hot and sweaty sex and you run straight to a freezing shower immediately afterward and remove the condom in the shower. This sexual act overstimulates the nerves and feels really good

“Bro I polar nutted the other night and I couldn’t breath”

by Polarfreak May 29, 2019

Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 4, 2016

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

bubble nuts

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

by Jerreau Taylor October 1, 2007