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Dirty Dream

A dream that features you having sex.

The term is not reserved for dreams that one finds sexually appealing/arousing. So even if you don't live in Alabama, a dream in which you fuck your sister can be defined as such.
Becky: Gurrrrl, you will NOT believe this. You know Robert, from down the hall? I had a dirty dream about him last night, and I don't even think he's cute!

Rachel: That is SO weird!
by Jack.Rayner June 7, 2014
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Dream Cream

The act of cumming while you dream; ie, wet dream
Cumming while you dream; dream cream
by Johnny Big Chair March 22, 2014
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Pipe Dream

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.
by The-DudeManchu September 7, 2014
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lucid dream

A single-player video game similar to a regular dream, except you're the Game Master.

Some say it's actually a multiplayer game (especially those believing in New Age nonsense), but these rumors are denied by science.
I saw a wingless plane flying in my dream. That made me realize I was dreaming, so I entered a lucid dream.
by Sikon December 16, 2006
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broken dreams

adj. n.

Broken dreams can describe any situation where your life is just so sad and funny at the same time. It can range from waking up to a dirty hotel room to waking up next to a dirty whore.
The hampton shack smelled of broken dreams the night after the sex fest
by awwwdt March 29, 2009
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Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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Lucid Dreams

A dream where you control what you do and it’s very vivid. Some kids think of juice wrld when they hear this word.
Yo bro! I’m gonna have sex in my lucid dreams!
by jac18473 May 7, 2020
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