Florida State University

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......
by Steve-O11505 December 24, 2006
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Arizona State University

The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.
Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.
by ba85234 February 25, 2009
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A fictional university that is used to back up bogus information, statistics etc.
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
by CaixaCaixa April 04, 2010
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United States of America

The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
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Golden State Pipeline

Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen
Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night
by Jason93088 December 12, 2008
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Penn State Shower

The act of having consensual sex with someone. Formally referred to as "rape". Jerry Sandusky is responsible for the word after raping multiple adolescent boys in the showers of Penn State.
Tom: I heard Cyndi was mugged last night.
Kyle: Really? I heard some guy gave her a "Penn State Shower".
by Eli Forp-Ekaf December 02, 2011
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Portland State University

a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!
wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
by OUDux March 16, 2008
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