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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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squirrel stew

squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
by bee29874 March 2, 2022
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Squirrel

A derogatory term referring to black people as a whole. Arguably as racist, if not more racist, than the N-Word.
Keith: Hey man did you see whole stole my car?
Tim: Looked like a couple of Squirrels to me
Keith: Woah dude don't say that out loud! You might get cancelled.
by Anonymous82113 April 12, 2022
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The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.
This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.
by B.Nilez July 3, 2021
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squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
by GibbonLips August 3, 2024
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