Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia December 01, 2019

Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.

Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES

by CRYING SEAGULL December 06, 2021

SANTA

TheBadgerCat

Thebadgercat = Santa

by MrMagmaYT January 29, 2022

Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 04, 2021

Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

by Susanea September 03, 2020

Santa

your parents

MY MOM IS SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yeetboi0009 August 05, 2021

Santa

Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆

To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25

LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!

by Nataliiiiiiiii April 07, 2021