beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014

Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020

Swamp donkey

Attention whore

Savannah dexter is a swamp donkey

by Nfg promotions September 11, 2020

Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.

"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."

by Pango456 April 29, 2019

Swamp stepping

The act of walking slow and laboured

"trench foot got me swamp stepping"

by Jeff the snowman July 23, 2022

Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you

1. “My favorite animal is an alligator”
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right”

by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020

Swamp Skank

Dirty, nasty, & trashy girl or woman.

JD can’t seem to locate the old Swamp Skank, that gave him the crabs.

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023