Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.

I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.

by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018

The rusty piston

The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.

I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.

by Jmc1971 CM75 September 3, 2018

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

Rusty Rim

When your friend’s rectum is rusty. The opposite of a soapy hole.

Helen has a Rusty Rim. She hasn’t been active for a few days.

by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019

Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.

My Rusty Boiler is going on high,

by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016

rusty bobsled

Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.

"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"

by Norseman November 12, 2014

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021