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Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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RAG

R.A.G- stands for Rough As Guts. Rough as Guts is an Australian term for a rough bogan.
My neighbour is RAG as he swears all the time, throws things and is always drunk.
by TrueBlue Aussie December 26, 2022
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rag

short for raggard which is another way of saying haggard. Having a gaunt, wasted, or exhausted appearance, due to prolonged suffering, physical exertion or anxiety, someone who is very worn out.
1. man I've been studying for my big math mid term all night, im so raaaag
2. I haven't been this rag since since that year I spent in military school
by robbo1234 November 8, 2011
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Slu-rag

An undefinably disgusting slut. A rag for the 'slu' of men.
A slut of lower morals than Snookie, the kind of girl who'd have sex with someone while giving birth and then you'd look point and say 'your a fucking Slu-rag'. slut whore slewbaggingteabag wench
by ManAboutSlu September 4, 2012
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rag

n.- a person, especially a mother, who rags, or is on the rag, or both.
Amy D. and her mother, Mary D.
by Andy Mack April 16, 2005
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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
by continual-insanity October 14, 2019
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ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass
by Dacock April 22, 2018
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