Gynters Law

Gynter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 21, 2022

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"

This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.

by #annoyed April 24, 2017

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Lukie's Law

Lukie's Law is the law of everyday life that applies as follows:
-Anything that affects others, but not yourself, cannot be determined to affect you unless specifically said so by yourself.

Anna: "So you're saying that this animal anthro character that I use online is a fursona"
Lukas: "Yes."
Anna: "That means that your character of a green fox you use online is also a fursona, YOUR fursona."
Lukas: "No."
Anna: "pffft, classic Lukie's Law."

by AsphaltMuncher46 January 29, 2021

Jikx's Law

A derivative of Godwin's law, but involving online discussion on economics:

"As an online discussion on economics grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Communists or Karl Marx approaches 1"

I hereby invoke Jikx's Law

by Jikx May 25, 2010

O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.

O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.

by Corbynista March 27, 2021