J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.

"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

Hope Solo Tanking

Purposely losing in order to give Lightner a better draft pick.

I’m not tanking, I’m Hope Solo Tanking so technically I didn’t break the no tanking rule.

by The one and only Hope Solo December 6, 2022

tanks

friendly way of telling thanks in texting

tanks for the compliment

by horsepotato August 28, 2021

Filling The Tank

The action of three men banging one hole

Filling The Tank and janes house tonight with the boys

by deez.big.huge.nutz February 5, 2022

tank

since lgbtqsf+ people have been saying there are more then two genders, I have created on myself, my gender is tank

my gender is a tank

by unkownguy September 14, 2020