Tank

A person who wears shorts in the winter time.

It’s 17 degrees and you’re wearing shorts bro? Damn you’re a fucking “tank”.

by Girthy long John March 8, 2021

Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

world of tanks

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

World of Tanks

equivalent of cancer

person 1:"hey what's up?"
person 2:"nothing much just playing World of Tanks"
person 1:"kill yourself"

by Savakiri63 June 8, 2023

tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by lithos July 12, 2006