Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.

Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.

by justin russell February 25, 2009

Table

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020

Table Whore

A girl for example A**a that goes into an establishment for example O**o - particulary those that have rich people in it. Will hop/join a table to us the guys tho buy drinks and post the entire time on their social platforms such as instagram.

Please see definition for example of table whore

by anonymous January 22, 2024

royal round tables

Another way to say balls

Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!

Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks

by Merlin504 October 15, 2023

Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).

That bro’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025