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Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
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Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.
Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!
by Callyce01 January 23, 2025
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APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com
I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.
by 613OttawaMan February 17, 2026
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Patting the Steadman

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.
by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009
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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
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The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024
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The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024
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