Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.

Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019

Spongebob

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE BEST SHOW EVER

Spongebob is on

by ( -,- ) March 16, 2019

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.

Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.

by CumGuzzler6669 May 15, 2019

Sponge

an icebreaker that can be said in any circumstance.

So how are your opinions on abortion?... sponge

by yaboisamson17 May 21, 2019

spongebob denis pants

big forehead

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants

by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019