skitty

noun, a mix of skanky and kitty. one who has a real attitude or is acting like a brat. can also imply that they were acting like a slut.

sometimes used as a verb, "to skit".

"Dana, stop being such a skitty to your sister!"

or

"Annie was skitting it up last night at the club with that guy."

by b3@rrrr. April 8, 2010

Spittin-Platinum

When you're gassing up a chick so good that she ready to give up the butt either that night or in the near future!

I was Spittin-Platinum to shorty last night, so she said is going to come over to my house to have sex.

by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

shittyballs

balls that are shitty

henry:man i have some shittyballs
duey:well yeah dude, you did just shart your pants

by shittyballsarecool July 14, 2010

Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

Smitty

A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend

Er rhat girls a smitty

by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019