Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Meth spider

The African flick flak spider

He bill look at that meth spider

by Weemurph February 12, 2022

mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her

mom spider

by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.

by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Spiders

Spiders, the bug, are most known for their great nutritional value. Because of their nutritional value, they are often used to make drinks and snacks to eat. You can also eat them alive, however.

Person A: "Hey, Kana, want some spiders?"
Kanashi: "Oh heck yeah dude spiders are delicious?"
Person A: "I agree."
Kanashi: "I love how they crawl in your mouth when you eat them when alive, yum"

by Kanashī December 1, 2020