spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.

Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner

by Meganator84 June 18, 2017

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

Speriden

He is a funny, try-hard, cute, caring person who is always there throughout all rants you tell him he is willing to give you as many chances as you need and you should be so grateful to have someone like him in your life. Even tho he doesn’t want to tell people i don’t care because i win I get the best secret boyfriend ever

Speriden you are a try hard

And you are taken

So back off

by Heheheh I win March 5, 2019

Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob

DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!

by NoMoneyForPaco December 28, 2005

Sperm locked

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.

He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.

by eth-dogg December 14, 2009

Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011