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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"
by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
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speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.
I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.
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Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013
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speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
by Laranna:) September 12, 2013
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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