ingrid x soft

soft too small bro

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha

by sam the coolest June 15, 2021

Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011

soft

Lucas Lallemant

He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.

He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.

He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.

Random Mec: "Putain! That boy looks fucking soft"

Eliott: "I know right? He is the man of my dreams"

by raccoonsarecoolasfuck March 5, 2019

Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 1, 2023

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022