Math Skills

The reason I'm still a virgin.

If my math skills weren't so horribly amazing, i might be at a party getting laid instead of doing my eight and a half hours of trigenometry homework.

by JewFro. May 27, 2010

atomic skittle

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.

Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."

by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012

Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

Marten Skinn

A person who takes it upon themselves to police Skinhead fashion on social media. Its a pseudonym name mixing Doc Marten and a low socioeconomical spelling of the word skin. May have it's origins in southern England. Possibly Portsmouth.

"Skinheads didn't do up their top button, and shave that beard"
"can you not be a Marten Skinn"

by Ian Donaldson April 4, 2021

Pull A Skinny

The act of pulling back your foreskin to urinate.

Guy 1: "How do I piss without it going all down my leg?"
Guy 2: "Easy, just pull a skinny!"

by RizlaWizard March 31, 2021

skidaddle

to move along in a hurried manner.

"It's getting late I think I'm going to skidaddle."

by sameri November 3, 2005

Skinny-Jacked

Adjective: Male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame.

"I'm gunna kick that motherfucker's ass!"

"Just be careful man, he's skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked."

by mattCaps December 9, 2008