simone

nobody likes a simone.

david - "hey! simone how are you?"

Simone - "pushin p"

David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"

by diepoocheese May 17, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Bossen

Simon = Bossen

by vilm May 25, 2022

samoyeeta

An extremely gorgeous and beautiful girl with plethora of talents including painting, singing, photography. Has top notch musical taste with varied cinematic taste. Sometimes takes up time for her makeup and put the blame on their pets for being late. Extremely Punctual (Pun Intended). Sometimes affectionately called as HoDoL.

See Samoyeeta is there !!

by Naam_Jene_Ki_Hobe May 25, 2022

SImonas family

THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds

CAn i have a walnut ;) ??

absolutely

simonas family

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

Simon hutsie

Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen

hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him

by annabe2e June 15, 2022

Simon

A hot bodded gentleman, makes all ladies go crazy while swooning. His name is the worded embodiment of beauty and passion.

Look at Simon his body, ahhh.

by chewy chonkers June 26, 2022