Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.
My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

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by JacintaK July 06, 2009
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NBC's Today Show

A television news 'magazine' consisting of about five minutes of Amerocentric 'news-ish' stories and about fifty-five minutes of commercial advertisement, blatantly or obliquely passed off as news for sister/affiliated companies and conscripted glitterati.

News anchors Matt and Meredith are given scripted content about what they may say from corporate. They are allowed to discuss anything trivial as if it were news. Actual 'news', both foreign and domestic, left NBC Today Show with the removal of Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel. Nobody has seen a real interview on the morning 'news magazine' since that era.

It is believed that network executives were neutered or spayed by the executive branch of the US federal government between the years of 2000 and 2008, causing network news programs like NBC's Today Show to focus more on the then popular federal prime mandate: 'Buy more stuff.' NBC's Today Show translated this into 'Buy more of our stuff'.

It remains to be seen whether NBC's Today Show will regrow a pair of gonads and actually start reporting news again.
Ann Curry is the only person believed not to have thoroughly compromised her own standards in the process.
NBC's Today Show looks more and more like the Home Shopping Network. The only difference is that most people who watch it can't afford $200 for a suit jacket, even if Meredith pretends to claim it's such a 'steal'. Most of us don't generally wear more than $100 worth of cloths at a time, if we're lucky and find NBC's Today Show tremendously out of touch.
by gr33nman February 13, 2009
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Your Vegas is Showing

1. A phrase said to those displaying overly crazy and/or drunken-like behavior in public, much like that seen in Las Vegas.

2. Can also be said to someone who is flashing an undesirable part of their body.
1. Rachel showed her Vegas when she got hammered last weekend and annoyingly jumped in the pool with her clothes on.

2. When Britney attempted to get out of the car, a paparazzi yelled at her, "Your Vegas is showing!" and the cameras went crazy.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
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The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
by Batguy256 January 09, 2011
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dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.
HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"
by Steve S August 18, 2005
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Lack of Talent Show

An elementary school "talent show", also known as a variety show. It is a show in where one hundred kids do the EXACT SAME THING.Events in the Lack of Talent show include: lip syncs, gymnastics routines, tap dancing, screaming into the microphone, mumbling into the microphone, instrument solos, over dressing, costumes resembling abused women, under dressing, too much make up, and other things that fall in this genre.
Dad: Thank God it's over.
Mom: What?
Dad: Billy's Lack of Talent show.
Mom: I know... all of these kids SUCKED!
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 20, 2009
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latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
by Mike December 22, 2004
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