Santa Crawling

Bar hopping in santa suits

The gang and I went santa crawling last night.

by TheMain1 December 20, 2009

basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

Santa

Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,

Son: Dad look its santa!
Father: shut the fuck up

by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024

Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.

“Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
“Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”

by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you

God i wish he could be my creamy santa

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018