Sad Little Pumpkin

When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.

I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.

by ultimately_superior October 5, 2020

Sad cracker hours

The equivalent of sad nibba hours anytime between 2-5am when something triggers sadness in a male or female or whatever you are thingy person

Sad cracker hours kicked in:(

by Sad cracker hours August 11, 2019

early sad nigga hours

For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.

Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"

by DeadBread April 15, 2018

Sad eating

Someone who is secretly insecure about themselves and eats when they are sad. Sad eating is a subtle disorder that people commonly say isnt. Sad eating is pretty much for stupid people

Wow shes getting fat
yeah i bet shes sad eating

by WILL-Y May 14, 2012

Tune my guitar to sad

This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.

A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.

by Lia M. April 29, 2006

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Sad/ Horny Nigga hours

8pm-5 am where niggas are extra sad and hours and is the most dangerous time for girls to post nudes, lewds, and/or thirst traps as horny niggas are at their peak strength

“Aye bro you better watch out its Sad/ Horny nigga hours , its not safe for you to be outside”

by Anonymous 1716 August 2, 2019