Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex

When two male have intercourse

I just had sex!

by Bryan Willsom August 13, 2021

sex

big hard throwing cock that gos and rivals around in a massive viginar

I had sex with Ariana grand

by meet man August 29, 2021

Sex

Post marriage activities

Hey babe would you like to have sex?

: sorry hun I have a migraine.

by shithouse Bandit June 4, 2021

Sex

What people waste time doing

Sex is pointless

by DeviLs brOther June 12, 2021

Sex

A typo, when you meant to type "sec"

Guy1: hello
guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server
guy1: ok gimme a sex
guy2: ok UwU

by SRD65 June 28, 2021

Sex

What I had with your mum.

I had sex with your mum

by Zorak123 July 1, 2021