Ring Job

When you put funnyons or onion rings around your dick and a girl(usually a fat one)gives you a blowjob and eats them off in the process.

Dude, my fat bitch ring jobbed me last night.

by Dick Peter Johnson February 8, 2009

tounge ring

A stupid name trendies call a tounge piercing. The jewelery used in a tounge piercing isn't a "ring" or a "stud" at all, it is called a barbell. So whenever you hear someone use this phrase, kindly punch them in the face, because anybody seriously involved in piercing is sick and tired of hearing this. See also belly ring.

"Lyke, I totally got a tounge ring on saturday! I'm soooo kewlll :P"

by Shinku March 27, 2004

ring around the rosie

When the area around the vagina is red or pink, which can be caused by many things such as shaving, masterbation, application of succulant, or acne.

Mickey, "Maria sure has been in the bathroom a while."

Sam, "She's probably giving herself a ring around the rosie."

by mickey brown March 25, 2007

Red Ring of Death

period, a female's menstrual cycle, a certain terrible "time of the month". commonly affects a certain video game console as well as most vaginas under 45 years of age. prohibits "play time" or any other type of extracurricular activity.

"I won't be getting any action tonight, Charlene's XBOX has got the Red Ring of Death."

by LarryAppleton February 4, 2010

glazed ring

A Krispy Kreme ring doughnut with glaze on it

Glazed ring is my 3rd favourite desert

by Tracia June 13, 2019

man-gagement ring

A ring that girls give to their fiance's so everyone knows they are on the path to getting married. Usually worn on the middle finger of the left hand.

"Hey! Check out that guy! He's hott! Oh. Wait. He's got a man-gagement ring on. He's taken"

by Cris6278 March 8, 2008

o-ring

A small plastic seal used in paintball guns and on the valve of some paintball CO2 and HPA tanks.

The last time I took my tank off I blew an o-ring.

by nuage August 26, 2003