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Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red
"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 26, 2023
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redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
by Indabutt June 10, 2024
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REDNECK

Ironically alot are proud of the negative stereotypes. Typically conservative &anti-intellectual. They ❤guns&hunting. They prefer old trucks bc they can fix em themselves. Tend to be very weary of outsiders, terrified of change&social progress. White supremecy& misogyny are common.

( why?minorites & women R influential,educated.)They hold antiquated ideals,gay,civil &women's

rights ,advances in science&medicine are negatives.Alcohol& other dangerous prescribed drugs are ok. Yet, Pot &shrooms are dangerous?( Led to opiate crisis) Speed is the illicit drug of choice. (Handful)They work skillled & dangerous labor jobs,living in rural "Murica"notions they're all poor;live in trailers is untrue.Self sufficient,many have xtra $,buy expensivegas powered toys,. 💜 Nascar&appreciate the history. Their ancestors, during probation modified engines&could lose G-men easily hence;stock car. Their lives/ livelihood are centered around fossil fuels ;leads climate change denial. They're prone to propaganda & often screwed by their own leaders politicians&megachurches. U KNEW THAT. The term redneckscomes from exploited workers. These men were doing the most dangerous jobs in the world. They weren't afraid, part of a huge movement& proudly wore a red bandanna around their necks. (red represents Marxist theory of united workers.) unlike early labor movements, they're bravely out in the open. This laid the groundwork of collective bargaining.
That was social progress to be proud of.
This damn redneck is so ignorant he doesn't understand his ridiculous "morals " are diametrically opposed to his origins.
by 40+aroundtheblock April 7, 2021
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Rednecking

To play with someones pubic hair like a banjo
I was Rednecking with Jacob yesterday.
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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redneck

The term redneck originated with farmers in mostly American southern states. Spending a lot of time in the sun turns your neck red from sunburn. But, in the part of the south I live (Tennessee) in the only people that will refer to themselves as rednecks live in a trailer park. To them it signifies being country, down to earth and enjoying simple pleasures. But, you would only call a friend a redneck just like if your not a dark skinned homo-sapien and say nigga to a "black" person you don't know.

Redneck is a derogatory and racist term chiefly but not exclusively applied to white Americans perceived to be crass and unsophisticated, closely associated with rural whites of the Southern United States. Its usage is similar in meaning to cracker, hillbilly, and white trash.

I say dark skinned homo-sapien instead of black because race is a social construct invented by a German scientist Johan Friedrich Blumenbach in 1776. According to Blumenbach Caucasians included the Caucus Mountains and surrounding areas of East Europe, West Asia (as far east as the Ganges Delta), AND NORTH AFRICA. The US v. Bhagat Singh Thind (1923) shows this. It is often used as a psychological weapon of mass destruction to divide us a people. Take me for example I am not racially white. Though ethnically my background would be European-American (Spanish and Scottish mostly)/ Native American (very small amount).
Non Southern Girl: Your such a redneck .
Southern Girl: Bless your heart, you've never read a book in your life.

Non southern Girl: I read lot's of books.
Southern Girl: What are you currently reading?
Non Southern Girl: (Insert book).
Southern Girl: OHH wow that is such a great book. You have really good taste! What would you recommend?
Non Southern Girl: ect ect ect. (happy for compliments and has no idea she was just insulted on her ignorance.)
by NoMMAdd Soap April 27, 2019
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mofo-redneck

a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.
i hate steve.

who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.

oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.

ME TOo
by hairypickle November 13, 2011
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