Redneck Shindig

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…
by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024
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redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.
Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017
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redneck tumble

Securing a barrel or container of liquid or powder to the rim of a large wheel, such as on a tractor, and slowly driving around as an inexpensive means of shaking and mixing the contents of the container.
(referring to an old fuel tank) "There's quite a bit of gunk in there, looks like it's pretty thick on the bottom, so I think we're gonna have to give this thing the ol' redneck tumble."
by Your chicanery buddy November 22, 2023
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redneck anime

Person 1: Hey dude, did you watch the WWE match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins?

Person 2: Nah dude. I don't watch Redneck Anime
by ReigninBlood44 June 14, 2022
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Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.
Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
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Redneck rumble

When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
by Realdefinition!!!! November 11, 2021
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Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020
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