purple helmet

the body part that spouts a funny-smelling liquid and sits at the top of a long (from my experience, anyway) rod of pleasure. coincidentally, it also resembles shawn williams's head.

hey look, shawn williams got the purple helmet haircut! let's go stroke his neck to see if he shoots his wad!

by negro June 11, 2003

purple headed cum slinger

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much

Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)

by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

purple sausage

a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole

trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...

by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010

purple lemon

A woman's unclean sour vagina

She had a disgusting purple lemon

by The Purple Lemon October 23, 2013

Purple Wonder

the tip of a man's penis

I love to suck that man's purple wonder!

by Stacy February 22, 2004

Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation without invitation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

by K_good April 29, 2008