bed potato

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

Aids potato

A derogatory term for an Irish traveller.

We must get onto the council, some of those Aids Potatoes have only gone and parked their caravans in the local school sports field. House prices are sure to plummet.

by Ned's atomic wastebin November 20, 2009

small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

by Jason12 September 23, 2008

Queer Potato

An enormous homosexual who just lies around.

Hey Denzel, help me find my hamster you fucken' queer potato. Damn.

by Bray 'n Clay March 5, 2004

a burnt potato

A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt

I am a burnt potato

by Comoestashola December 1, 2017

sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.

Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.

by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008

Aids potato

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes

Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!

by Iate1 November 20, 2009