Polymommy

When you go on a date but must bring your mommy.

Jeffery is so polymommy; his mom took us to the movies and stayed.

by Sagesam March 7, 2020

Polyofecese

A disease where the host of it experiences symptoms such as Multi-Squared shits.

Doc: Let's see here. It seems the patient has the Polyofecese disease!
Person 1: Is this bad, doc!?
Doc: Yes, yes indeed!

by Drmintyfresh March 22, 2020

Polycunterous

To be a cunt in so many different ways

That guy is so polycunterous

by JDawg70 June 2, 2020

Polykini

Any bikini or bikini variant with 2 or more pieces such as the trikini, tetrakini, etc.

I like the monokini, I love the polykini of all forms.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

polygamraph

A lie-detector test used to supposedly determine whether or not you have a harem of spouses. Dudes like Warren Jeffs should have been required to take one prior to starting their sect-compounds.

It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

polyphony

A person who pretends to have multiple lovers in an effort to impress others but really is not with anyone.

Isn't it interesting how none of Joe's friends have ever met any of the multiple women he claims to be dating simultaneously? He is so polyphony!

by Itsbrittanysmom July 17, 2020

polymad

A person of encyclopedic knowledge, learning or capabilities, accentuated with a healthy dose of eccentricity

(1) My friend Doug is certifiably polymad - a financial whiz, musical genius, scratch golfer but also crazier than a soup sandwich in a pizza shop.
(2) Brian May of Queen fame is equal parts a top musician, singer, songwriter but now also a certified astrophysicist, rocket ship builder and overall a modern polymad.

by Adanny100 July 27, 2020