federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.
I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.
by n4zhg January 04, 2019
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blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs
This blind shuffle turned out really good!
by trakasis December 10, 2017
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Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!
by FuckAndSuck November 28, 2019
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shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"
"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"
by liquid death May 07, 2021
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Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"
Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now!

Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world.

Kogi: K.
by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011
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sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 11, 2018
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