Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

radar glasses

Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.

This boo had her radar glasses on.

by Woodchick April 16, 2024

glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

Glass

Glass is a term used for fake jewelry

Damn you really walking around with glass around your neck

by Zaythehero0 September 6, 2021

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

Glasses

Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.

OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!

Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022