bum pal

British slang for a homosexual.

I saw Brian down the pub with his bum pal last night.

by copace August 2, 2006

bum burgler

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.

"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"

by carrie and vic May 10, 2006

Bum Mouth

Strange creature from Star Wars IV A New Hope. Bum Mouth obviously has a Bum Shaped mouth, and gets angry at luke skywalker in the Cantina.

Also, an asshole. Literally.

Man that ass is such a bum mouth
or

Kiss me Leia, I want your saliva to run all through the cracks of my Bum Mouth.

I need to lick a good Bum Mouth.

Do you really want to french kiss that Bum Mouth?

I really love you Bum Mouth, and I love to rub my tongue through your poopy crack.

by Arty Sims December 28, 2008

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.

Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"

by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014

Soup Bum

Once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. Alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. Soup bum is known to leave the anal opening with what can be called "ring sting" due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the anal cavity.

Guy #1: "Man I gotta shit..."
Guy #2: "Pinch it dude.."
Guy #1: "You can't pinch 'soup'. I have soup bum."

by gio.net May 28, 2008