Djank Bag

A “tool”; a person of limited intellectual ability easily manipulated by those with greater powers than him or herself; one who interferes with an otherwise smoothly ongoing process; A complete embarrassment
by Glass onions September 20, 2019
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Tweener Bag

A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.
OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl

OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl

What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense

Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)
by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010
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push bag

When you want to call someone who is funny and cute, this can also be used for calling someone you don't like an idiot.
"Hey, Amanda over there is a push bag."
"You're such a push bag Amanda."
by malacoth January 08, 2012
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Ice bagged

When you freeze your nuts to relieve your significant other's migraine
Guy 1 : Man my nuts are frozen...
Guy 2 : Why bro?
Guy 1 :My ol lady said she didnt wanna

fuck cause she had a migrane.
Guy 2: OK and?
Guy 1 : So I froze my nuts and ice bagged her
by Ice bagged November 24, 2018
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SLOP BAG

Someone that is sloppy, lazy, or careless about any given task or just in life itself. A person with total disreguard for anyone or anything. extreme slob.
Yo dude tommorow when you come in to work tuck your shirt in and wear one without stains. Try not to look like such a slop bag.
by TO-DUBL-D December 23, 2011
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fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.
Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!
by Iso-smell April 29, 2011
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bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.
Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!
by haroldhamfist March 21, 2019
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