Road Ninja

the term used when a pedestrian goes out of their way to annoy and cause unrest towards learner drivers. they are usually disguised.

whoa, max just jumped in front of that learner, he is a road ninja!

by Max, Ashley, Mitesh March 31, 2009

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

Road Gravy

The shiny film that collects on your face during a long road trip in the sun.

"Man that was a long trip; I gotta shower off this road gravy before we hit the clubs."

by RedDog318 August 8, 2007

road map

Very veiny boobs

"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"

by yoyoyoitsme March 27, 2010

Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

by Flash86 March 31, 2020

trumpy road

A path or strategy that is marred by accusations ethical lapses and dishonesty.

Kavanuagh's confirmation hearing was a trumpy road.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 18, 2018

Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 5, 2013