Ocala

A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .

You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH

by Jxson06 July 4, 2019

October 18

A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.

An October 18th Poem

It’s my birthday
it’s a great day

Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.

And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me

And let me just say
he loved going low for me

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

October 24

Slap you friend named Nathan. He must be under 5 feet. Just go ahead and slap him!

“Hey Nathan... it’s october 24th. you know what that means, b*tch!

by myppfelloff October 22, 2019

October 27

National Eat A Brick Day

Addison ate a brick to become tik tik famous on October 27

by Your mom's step cousin October 27, 2019

October 28

Its hug your bestie day 😌

Me: Hey bestie u know today's October 28 😌

Friend: yes what about today
Me: hugs*
Friend: hugs back*

by iixliv October 27, 2020

brown october

a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl

I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.

by Shitonya Brown November 11, 2007

October 27

Throw your (friend) called Lauren down a flight of stairs

me: hey Lauren guess what day it is
Lauren:October 27 duh (gasps) oh no
Me: *yeet*

by Djbfh October 24, 2019