Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it
I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL
by Dangalang696969 June 15, 2015
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Quest for the nut

A young man's journey into adulthood, his mission for intercourse.
Dave: Paul's really stalkin that girl, eh?
Luke: He's on his Quest for the nut.
by Sweet Lu22 June 16, 2008
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Boozy Nuts

When you’re super drunk and you nut in a girls mouth and it taste like alcohol.
I got a buzz from my mans boozy nuts last night.
by Therealshocker69 April 28, 2018
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Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s
by Slippery Sanchez June 23, 2018
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wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free
Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite
by Systm August 22, 2005
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nimble nuts

Sarcastic statement indicating lack of confidence in one's motor skills.
Your friend falls of a cliff: "Nice move nimble nuts"
by David Griffith April 07, 2005
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