Cowboys Fans

Delusional Fans who always think its their year. Havent won a super bowl since 1997

Cowboys Fans are insufferable

by CowboysHaterOfTheThirdArmy September 11, 2025

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Cowboy's handshake

A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.

I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.

by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018