German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull

Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...

by Creestofuh April 30, 2010

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021

Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024

GERMAN RABBIT

THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE

EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT

by kingkthegreat December 29, 2022